Musical Definitions
- Accidental – a wrong note
- Attaca – fire at will!
- Augmented Fifth – a 36 oz. bottle
- Conductor – a musician adept at following many people at the same time
- Countertenor – a singing waiter
- Crescendo – reminder you’ve been playing too loudly
- Expressivo – close eyes & play with wide vibrato
- Tempo – where the headache begins
- Transposition – moving key of piece that is too low for basses to a key too high for sopranos
- Virtuoso – a musician with high morals
